Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 21
The Muffin Tops
George watches a bag for a tourist who never comes back, so he starts wearing some of the clothes. Elaine tells Kramer that the stories he sold to Peterman were put into the book. Kramer goes to the book signing, claiming he is the real "Peterman." George becomes a tourist from Arkansas when he meets a beautiful woman from the tourist bureau on the street. Jerry shaves his chest and worries about it until he discovers his girlfriend likes hairless dogs. Elaine eats only the tops of muffins and she says that it is a million dollar idea, Mr. Lippman, her former boss, decides to start a business. Kramer starts conducting "Peterman Reality Tours" for $37.50 a piece. When the muffin top business doesn't seem to be working, Lippman asks Elaine for advice. She tells him that he must make the whole muffin and remove the top from the stump, she also demands that he remove the exclamation point from his sign. The stumps can be given to the homeless. Only they don't want them. In fact nobody wants them. Jerry continues to shave his chest despite Kramer's warning about hair growth. George "moves" to New York and takes a job with the Yankees. Steinbrenner is led to believe that George is holding down two jobs and makes a deal to trade George for chicken. Elaine convinces Kramer to get rid of her stumps and he convinces Jerry and his girlfriend to take his tour. Jerry's chest begins itching from hair growth. Elaine hires "a cleaner" to make the muffin stump problem go away.
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- 8 - 21The Muffin TopsMay. 08, 1997
- 8 - 20The MillenniumMay. 01, 1997
- 8 - 19The Yada YadaApr. 24, 1997
- 8 - 18The NapApr. 10, 1997
- 8 - 17The English PatientMar. 13, 1997
- 8 - 16The PotholeFeb. 20, 1997
- 8 - 15The SusieFeb. 13, 1997
- 8 - 14The Van Buren BoysFeb. 06, 1997
- 8 - 13The ComebackJan. 30, 1997
- 8 - 12The MoneyJan. 16, 1997
- 8 - 11The Little JerryJan. 09, 1997
- 8 - 10The Andrea DoriaDec. 19, 1996
- 8 - 9The AbstinenceNov. 21, 1996
- 8 - 8The Chicken RoasterNov. 14, 1996
- 8 - 7The ChecksNov. 07, 1996
- 8 - 6The FatiguesOct. 31, 1996
- 8 - 5The PackageOct. 17, 1996
- 8 - 4The Little KicksOct. 10, 1996
- 8 - 3The Bizarro JerryOct. 03, 1996
- 8 - 2The Soul MateSep. 26, 1996
- 8 - 1The FoundationSep. 19, 1996