Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 1
Pilot
After Charlie's night with a girl is ruined due to Alan's interruption, Alan moves in, being kicked out of his house by his "suffocated" wife: Judith. The next day Alan brings over his son, Jake while he and Judith can talk about their marriage. While eating, Alan finds out that Judith is a lesbian therefore their relationship ends. Charlie takes to Jake, and begins to take him shopping to meet girls and lets him play at his poker games. Upset, Alan moves in with their mother, Evelyn, taking Jake with him. Charlie now feels surprisingly empty and invites Alan and Jake to move back in, convincing Alan that all their problems in life are because of their controlling mother and that Jake would only end up being just as messed up in later life.
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- 1 - 22My Doctor has a Cow PuppetMay. 10, 2004
- 1 - 21No Sniffing, No WowingMay. 03, 2004
- 1 - 20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the DarkApr. 19, 2004
- 1 - 19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember YouMar. 22, 2004
- 1 - 18An Old Flame With a New WickMar. 01, 2004
- 1 - 17Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The HatsFeb. 23, 2004
- 1 - 16That Was Saliva, AlanFeb. 16, 2004
- 1 - 15Round One to the Hot Crazy ChickFeb. 09, 2004
- 1 - 14I Can't Afford HyenasFeb. 02, 2004
- 1 - 13Sara Like Puny AlanJan. 12, 2004
- 1 - 12Camel Filters + PheromonesJan. 05, 2004
- 1 - 11Alan Harper, Frontier ChiropractorDec. 15, 2003
- 1 - 10Merry ThanksgivingNov. 24, 2003
- 1 - 9Phase One, CompleteNov. 17, 2003
- 1 - 8Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-fulNov. 10, 2003
- 1 - 7If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually FakeNov. 03, 2003
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- 1 - 5The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a HumpOct. 19, 2003
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- 1 - 3Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of HellOct. 05, 2003
- 1 - 2Big Flappy BastardsSep. 28, 2003
- 1 - 1PilotSep. 21, 2003
